Morticia's Rabbit Hole

Well I havent blogged much because I have had a very good friend get really sick..
So I dropped everything to help take care of her.
I havent quit my workout routine or given up..but life got in the way..
Soooo
As soon as I start up again which should be tomarrow..I'll blog again!

Good day my dears!!
Ok well today was day 2 of my new workout routine with Candace..
She showed up about 5 mins early and we got started.
We were both having a rough morning,but hey ..its monday!
LOL
So we started in..I turned some booty shakin music on to get us in the groove...
Then she proceeded to kick my ass! haha
I am actually really enjoyiing working out with her.She makes it alot of fun.It helps that we are friends...
So there's lots of gabbing in there to...
We always start out with cardio..to get my heart goin and to get the body warmed up...
then some arm exercises to build my upper body and slim...
Right now we are starting with 5lb weights..
I can remember a time when 5lbs weighed nothing to me.But I'm so far outta shape that after we're done those 5lb weights wiegh a ton..
Which makes me feel like such a fatass.
I've always been big but I was muscle fat..not globby fat..I hate being this fluffy..its not fun...
There's no solidity to me anymore..
BUT thats all soon to change!
So after the arms we did some stomach stuff..OMG I felt it today..seriously had some burn goin on..
I'll be feelin that tomarrow Im sure..
After the stomach we did butt exercises..
This is when my ass cries..lol..
especially on the side leg lifts.. >.< owies!
But my hips and knee's are really bad so my right hip is so not happy with me.I need to get some joint suppliments real bad and start takin them..So I can help my joints feel better..
So after the butt its leg work..which again burns..but its a good burn..
We did reverse situps today which is where u lean on like a ball or a chair arm and lift urself up..which works ur back..
K let me just say..OMFG!! I was like dude Im gonna die..haha..
But all in all Im enjoying myself..
The workouts are actually very gentle.She's trying to be easy with me due to my joint issues & asthma.I cant ask for a sweeter person to work with..
I will recommend her to many many people because she's an amazing trainer.Even after only 2 sessions I can tell the differance in the way my body feels!
THANK YOU CANDANCE!!

Welp its my 2nd blog of the day...
This is the offcial weigh in and measturements..As well as my account of today....
1st note..Im already sore..tomarrows gonna be painful..hehe
But candace was very sweet and as gentle as she could be with me..lol...
But...
SHE KICKED MY ASS!
Ok well here are the official digits of my fat assyness..hehe..

Height: 5ft 9in
Weight: 310lbs
Neck: 18 in
Chest: 48in,53in (around the boobage)
Bicep: 19.5
Forearm: 13.5
Waist girth: 50
Hips: 61in
Thigh: 28.5
Calf: 19

Okie dokie..
Below are the uber unflattering images of me...Taken today to show the progression of my body.I'll be doing these once a month hopefully...along with new measurements..

Ok so well I didnt get to post this this morning so Im gonna post it now then update in another blog the after...lol..
Go me and my lateness!

So I was surfing the net today and came across an interesting blog..
Now for those who actually know me..I really am all for going green and being eco-friendly..
Now you also know that I am not the best example of this because lets face it..I tend to be a bit lazy and a bit forgetful on many things..
I can say that I try my best to keep my lights turned out when their not needed..and all other electronic devices off when Im not using them..
I also try not to use excess water and will be helping my loving man of mine build a veggie garden and I also want to start growing my own herbs.
Most of this is to save money..but for each of us that grow our own food supplies and eat locally that means walmart's hold on the world will start to lessen.
In some places walmarts the only shopping choice which is so sad..
I try to support my local buisness owner's as much as I can because I am one of those myself..
So here I am supporting an amazing buisness..

Glass Dharma
http://www.glassdharma.com



This wonderful little buisness makes glass straws..
From the images on their website the straws look VERY durible and the girl who publishes
The Retro Housewife Goes Green swear's by them!
Talk about a cool answer to those of us who love straw's!

Im serously looking into buying a set of these and keeping at least 1 in my purse at all times...
I've really been concerned with the way the earth has been trashed and the uncaring glace that humanity as a whole looks apon this beautiful gift we call home..
I can not imagine not waking up with the birds singing..and the tree's dancing in the wind...
The site of green grass (even though I'm allergic to alot of outside I still love it)...The fact that there are so many wonderous animals on this planet..To lose them would be a true tradgedy..
To think that it could be possible that one day our children and children's children could grow up without the wonder's of nature..

For just an example...
The Tigers are almost gone from the wild..This is such a sad story..and this is just one species!
People have learned to be afraid and disregard the animals importance for being here..
Yes Tigers live in Africa..but there are endangered species right here in the good ol U.S.A.!
Do your part to turn the world around..We dont wanna lose these amazingly beautiful creations from mother earth..
Nurture her & she will give back abundantly...
Abuse her and we wont have her...or any of her amazing gifts...

So here I be returning to this little blog..
But this time its not just going to be about personal faith and path..
Maybe instead a journey and look through the uber non interesting things of my life..lol

So I apologize in advance for the boringness of it all..but da well..reality is what it is...
I am soon to start down the path of fitness.
This will be something that I am totally not good at ..at all..
Its obvious..Im over 300lbs and a lazy hefer..hahaha
But I have decided that I am so not happy with this part of my existence..and well the simple fact that when on my anniversary we were suppose to go and have fun..I ended up being pissed off due to the fact that I barely fit into the goddamn movie seat..
I mean seriously a tight fuckin squeeze man!
I personally have no issues with my actual looks...
I am actually a very beautiful woman..Just not too happy with the fact that
I ALMOST DIDNT FIT IN A FUCKING MOVIE CHAIR AT THE THEATER!!
I MEAN HELLO!! WHO WANTS THAT!
So starting Sat March 20th I will have a good friend of mine who's a personal trainer come over 3 times a week and kick my ass..hahaha
This should be fun..
*hides*

Anywhore
I already started getting jesse to walk with me once a day since its starting to get warm outside..to prepare myself for Sat.Although I dont think anything will prepare me for sat!..haha My ass is SOOO gonna be draggin!
I will be posting pictures and updates on my weight loss.My feelings on certain things and the way my body feels and what improvements I notice.
If I start feeling real creative I'll post them in vlog form..
I'll also be posting some other things to...
My wonderful man and I are gonna start growing our own veggies and some fruits.
I am really tired of not knowing where my food comes from.Plus all the fuckin crap they put in the food now days..
Not to mention money saved by not having to spend it at walmart.Jesse eats alot so we gotta start savin somewhere..lol..why not start with the veggies.
We already buy our meat local from an awesome meat market here in town.
So here's to change...
I think thats all for now on the blog of newness...
I'll ramble again soon!
New fitness routine starts SAT!!
I promise..Unflattering pictures to come!
Until next time muh dawlinks!